{"id":168844,"date":"2018-12-20T22:39:49","date_gmt":"2018-12-20T13:39:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzznavi.net\/archives\/168844.html"},"modified":"2018-12-20T22:39:49","modified_gmt":"2018-12-20T13:39:49","slug":"my-cat-she-hates-christmas-funny-illustrated-jazz-beat-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buzznavi.net\/?p=168844","title":{"rendered":"My Cat, She Hates Christmas Funny Illustrated Jazz Beat Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"b745fed48a10d12a7958730e9b4cf116\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<SCRIPT charset=\"utf-8\" type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/ws-fe.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&MarketPlace=JP&ID=V20070822%2FJP%2Fcullper-22%2F8009%2F5ba0fec8-56ff-4fa4-be0f-2df8ce7b8086&Operation=GetScriptTemplate\"> <\/SCRIPT> <NOSCRIPT><A rel=\"nofollow\" HREF=\"http:\/\/ws-fe.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&MarketPlace=JP&ID=V20070822%2FJP%2Fcullper-22%2F8009%2F5ba0fec8-56ff-4fa4-be0f-2df8ce7b8086&Operation=NoScript\">Amazon.co.jp \u30a6\u30a3\u30b8\u30a7\u30c3\u30c8<\/A><\/NOSCRIPT>\n<\/div>\n<p style='text-align:center;'><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"My Cat, She Hates Christmas Funny Illustrated Jazz Beat Poem\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/aAoKvV6eLP0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span itemprop='description'>Created an animated short based on a little poem I wrote called &#8220;My Cat, She Hates Christmas&#8221;. Complete with jazz bass to give it a 1950&#8217;s beat poem style.<\/p>\n<p>Lyrics:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My Cat, she hates Christmas<br \/>\nAn obvious fact<br \/>\nYou can tell that it&#8217;s true<br \/>\nBy the way she will act<\/p>\n<p>She hates it so much<br \/>\nAnd I don&#8217;t mean to boast<br \/>\nBut if yours hates it too<br \/>\nThen mine hates it the most!<\/p>\n<p>She thinks she&#8217;s so clever<br \/>\nTo avoid altercations<br \/>\nShe&#8217;ll wait &#8216;til I&#8217;m gone<br \/>\nTo break my decorations<\/p>\n<p>If ever I cover<br \/>\nMy things with fake snow<br \/>\nShe&#8217;ll quickly decide<br \/>\nThat it all has to go<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;ll knock the tree over<br \/>\nTo crash on the floor<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll pick it back up<br \/>\nbut she&#8217;ll do it once more!<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;ll break all the jingle bells<br \/>\nSo they won&#8217;t ring<br \/>\nThen meow at the carolers<br \/>\nWhen they try to sing<\/p>\n<p>Her litter box kills<br \/>\nAll Christmassy whiffs<br \/>\nShe&#8217;ll claw at the presents<br \/>\nTo expose all the gifts<\/p>\n<p>She sheds all December<br \/>\nAnd never will care<br \/>\nIf my mug of eggnog<br \/>\nGets covered in hair<\/p>\n<p>I look at her strange<br \/>\nShe looks at me stranger<br \/>\nAs she lays atop<br \/>\nThe nativity manger<\/p>\n<p>But come Christmas morning<br \/>\nShe&#8217;ll bolt to the tree<br \/>\nAnd sniff at the gifts, asking<br \/>\n&#8220;Which one&#8217;s for me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And when she finds hers<br \/>\nIt brings her such joy<br \/>\nTo find 12 cans of tuna<br \/>\nAnd new catnip toy<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;ll eat all the tuna<br \/>\nAnd then she will play<br \/>\nWith her new catnip toy<br \/>\nFor the rest of the day<\/p>\n<p>She doesn&#8217;t hate Christmas!<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s easy to see!<br \/>\nBut if she doesn&#8217;t hate Christmas<br \/>\n&#8230;She must just hate me!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Character design, animation, illustration, music, narration all done by myself, Ben Sanczel.<\/p>\n<p>Follow me on most social media @bsanczel<\/p>\n<p>Instagram: https:\/\/instagram.com\/bsanczel<br \/>\nFacebook: https:\/\/facebook.com\/bsanczel<br \/>\nTwitter: https:\/\/twitter.com\/bsanczel<br \/>\nTumblr: https:\/\/bsanczel.tumblr.com<\/span><\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Created an animated short based on a little poem I wrote called &#8220;My Cat, She Hates Christmas&#8221;. 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