{"id":54827,"date":"2016-12-18T15:18:32","date_gmt":"2016-12-18T06:18:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzznavi.net\/archives\/54827.html"},"modified":"2016-12-18T15:18:32","modified_gmt":"2016-12-18T06:18:32","slug":"funny-bird-dance-compilation-december-2016-stop-laughing-if-u-can-challenge-fail-army-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buzznavi.net\/?p=54827","title":{"rendered":"Funny Bird Dance Compilation December 2016 &#8211; Stop Laughing if u can Challenge &#8211; Fail Army 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"b745fed48a10d12a7958730e9b4cf116\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<SCRIPT charset=\"utf-8\" type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/ws-fe.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&MarketPlace=JP&ID=V20070822%2FJP%2Fcullper-22%2F8009%2F5ba0fec8-56ff-4fa4-be0f-2df8ce7b8086&Operation=GetScriptTemplate\"> <\/SCRIPT> <NOSCRIPT><A rel=\"nofollow\" HREF=\"http:\/\/ws-fe.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&MarketPlace=JP&ID=V20070822%2FJP%2Fcullper-22%2F8009%2F5ba0fec8-56ff-4fa4-be0f-2df8ce7b8086&Operation=NoScript\">Amazon.co.jp \u30a6\u30a3\u30b8\u30a7\u30c3\u30c8<\/A><\/NOSCRIPT>\n<\/div>\n<p style='text-align:center;'><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=pRst4MdkXyA\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=pRst4MdkXyA<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span itemprop='description'>Funny Bird Dance Compilation December 2016 &#8211; Stop Laughing if u can Challenge &#8211; Fail Army 2016<\/p>\n<p>Link to this Video: https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=pRst4MdkXyA<\/p>\n<p>Hellow Friends Welcome to our Channel Funny AF.  We thank you so much For watching this video  . Give thumbs up for this Video And Dont Forget to  Subscribe  Our Channel for Latest Funny Videos <\/p>\n<p>About this Video:<\/p>\n<p>SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.<\/p>\n<p>Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl\u2019s name is?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.<\/p>\n<p>Lauren: You\u2019re no fun, Dad. Forget it.<\/p>\n<p>Me: What is a vowel?<\/p>\n<p>Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is \u2026 ahh \u2026 eh \u2026 well, oh \u2026 uh \u2026<\/p>\n<p>Me: Close enough.<\/p>\n<p>My husband was waterskiing when he fell into the river. As the boat circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds. 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It was the mail carrier.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 A woman said her son was attacked by a cat, and the cat would not allow her to take her son to the hospital.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 A resident said someone had entered his home at night and taken five pounds of bacon. Upon further investigation, police discovered his wife had gotten up for a late-night snack.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 A man reported that a squirrel was running in circles on Davis Drive, and he wasn\u2019t sure if it was sick or had been hit by a car. An officer responded, and as he drove on the street, he ran over the squirrel.<\/p>\n<p>We were tearing down an old three-seater outhouse when my neighbor asked if she could have the single-plank, three-hole outhouse seat. I said sure.<\/p>\n<p>Six months later, she invited me to her home. 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